Lovely Day in the Park

I can’t draw a park. Just pretend. We have to establish the setting for the readers.

What now?

Oh, come on! You’re a rectangle! The only reason you’re not an “it” is that would make the pronouns too confusing.

Better?

Okay, okay, okay. Pants. You have pants now. Your name’s not Mark, you’re not in a park, and everyone’s clothed. Just read the script already.

Why are you apologizing? Everything was going fine. You got a whole line out that time.

Sitting down. You were- ach! Never mind! Just keep reading the script!

 … Never mind. Start over, then.

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