Thursday, March 14, 2013

The Seventh Sense:


Close your eyes – Well, finish reading this sentence, then close your eyes – and touch your finger to your nose. Now tap your nose.  Now make a circle with that finger and your thumb.

 That was easy, right? Let’s make it a little more complicated. This time, close your eyes and clap your hands. (Ignore any friends or family who may be directing concerned expressions your way.) Still not difficult, was it?

But, why were you able to do that? Your eyes were closed, so you couldn’t see. You couldn’t hear your hand moving. You weren’t touching your hand. You weren’t smelling your hand, and you certainly weren’t tasting your hand, or so I hope.  



In short, you were able to touch two moving objects together without using any of the standard five senses.

This is because your kindergarten teacher lied to you. Humans actually have a lot more than five senses. We have upwards of fourteen, depending on how you count them. A few of those are equilibrioception, your sense of up and down; chronoception, your wonderfully complex sense that reconstructs the passage of time; thermoception, the sense of temperature that snakes have downto an art; and nociception, the less pleasant but still highly useful sense of pain.

And that’s only a few of your external senses. You also have a basketful of internal senses, like the ones that keep your lungs from splitting and your bladder from bursting.   

The one you were just using is called proprioception. Basically, this is the sense that tells you where all your body parts are in relation to each other. Without it, we’d end up jamming our forks up our noses every time we tried to take a bite of something.

I’d still type at the same speed, though…

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Take TwO:











Hi guys. Sorry I’m so late. I was just getting-
 Oh, thanks. You know, you two are a lot more pleasant than the last couple of characters I had in here. It took them the whole word count to get a single line out.

It’s a window, actually-


That’s… nice, but we’re running out of time. If you two could just read the first few lines, there-
 Stop!There’s only seven words left!



















…Sigh.